1. |
Intro
00:53
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2. |
Puppy Unit
01:02
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Sentenced crew, what is your profession?
A really shit band, that is our confession.
Down tuned guitars, don't make you hard.
And your face tattoos, make you look like lose…ers…
Wake up Birmingham
Birmz is beatdown.
How come at your shows no body moves around?
Dog unit. Full of bitch ass puppies.
Second city is kinda shitty.
West ren HC,
Get it fuckin up ye.
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3. |
Drowned Out, Get Out
00:38
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Make up your mind,
Who'd you wanna be?
If you cover Shattered Realm,
You're a beatdown band, it's clear to see.
Drowned Out
Get out
Drowned Out
Weeeelllll…
Your singer works in Nando's,
That's no bad.
But I don't get free chicken,
And that makes me sad.
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4. |
CS Who?
01:26
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I saw your band, back in the day.
It changed my life, I must say.
You guys had some pretty cool mosh calls,
But all you are is a pain in our balls.
But now you all have run your course,
And I think we know the source.
You're heavy shite!
Heavy hands couldn't pick you up.
CS who?
Where the fuck you at?
CSHC
RIP
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5. |
Cuntstrictor
01:06
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Hey, I thought GHC was dead?
But in the pit, when Hamish sees red.
He starts fights with all the wrong folk.
It's obvious that your band's a joke.
Hey man that's a really cool riff,
Or is that just another beatdown?
You slowed it down? Man that's really unique.
You're making GHC look super fuckin weak.
West Ren HC
01505
West Ren HC
141 can take a hike
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6. |
Male Violence
00:31
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You think you're hard cus you beat up girls,
You think you're rock stars cus you're touring the world.
We know your demons, a few cats and some ket.
The lines outside your shows, ain't as long as the ones up your nose.
Male Violence
MLVLTD Crew
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7. |
Mashitete
02:03
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Big chook, is a fuckin alky,
He'd be heavy hard tae gie a malky.
Wee Ev is dressed like a prick,
Not to mention his tiny dick.
Metal Boag is a doaty mongo,
Where'd he learn to spin kick? I dunno.
Righteous James, got bumped down to bass,
Yer shite at guitar, you fat disgrace.
And bono's pretty sound.
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